It’s kinda self-explanatory, no? Let’s work together! tarastwocents-at-gmail-dot-com Tara LipinskyCreate Your Badge Tumblr (3.0; @tarastwocents)http://tarastwocents.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/facf8e78999c2b45a420678ed8c5937a/tumblr_mjgekavDSw1qbpysuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My Nanny always visits me from heaven during my runs. Even in the dead of winter. Today she let me take her pic! (at Beachway Estates Beach)</p>http://tarastwocents.tumblr.com/post/45033044897http://tarastwocents.tumblr.com/post/45033044897Sun, 10 Mar 2013 12:45:45 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cd8f5b2301b56f1ad7c55832d78715e7/tumblr_mjgeebrLnY1qbpysuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Someone’s happy it’s nearly Spring! #bayouonthebay (at Leeds Pond Preserve)</p>http://tarastwocents.tumblr.com/post/45032786542http://tarastwocents.tumblr.com/post/45032786542Sun, 10 Mar 2013 12:42:11 -0400bayouonthebay<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7251a26e84d98b2329c1439ee77c6f41/tumblr_mj9ard7Zox1qbpysuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>.@Thelonebellow performed for us here at the @radiodotcom office! Watched from my desk! (at CBS Local Headquarters)</p>http://tarastwocents.tumblr.com/post/44726403531http://tarastwocents.tumblr.com/post/44726403531Wed, 06 Mar 2013 15:40:25 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1fbf2c197a906147f84bf29cbb813a36/tumblr_mifsun9qVs1qbpysuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Night at the Museum 3. LI dad style. (at Long Island Children’s Museum)</p>http://tarastwocents.tumblr.com/post/43433440060http://tarastwocents.tumblr.com/post/43433440060Mon, 18 Feb 2013 17:23:10 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/955c775ab3e50408b44aed6580226f27/tumblr_mgbplfLLoZ1qe0wclo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theclearlydope.tumblr.com/post/40030786517/im-almost-more-alarmed-by-the-amount-of-soda" target="_blank">theclearlydope</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I’m guessing the “Pepsi” is for a special occasion. </p> </blockquote>http://tarastwocents.tumblr.com/post/40116010255http://tarastwocents.tumblr.com/post/40116010255Wed, 09 Jan 2013 16:09:18 -0500<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/20089652" width="400" height="170" frameborder="0"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://buzzfeed.tumblr.com/post/23742377879/bill-murray-is-a-hero" target="_blank">buzzfeed</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Bill Murray is a hero.</p> </blockquote>http://tarastwocents.tumblr.com/post/24046198385http://tarastwocents.tumblr.com/post/24046198385Wed, 30 May 2012 00:21:32 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4tfp98ZXo1qbpysuo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>#prettymuchsumsupallofmyrelationships</p>http://tarastwocents.tumblr.com/post/24042573213http://tarastwocents.tumblr.com/post/24042573213Tue, 29 May 2012 23:15:09 -0400ecardsrelationships“<p>“No. I am not Mom enough.</p> <p>Not as TIME magazine seems to define it on their outrageous cover today. The one showing the willowy bombshell of a mother, staring defiantly at the camera, while her 3-year-old son stands on a chair next to her, the better to suckle at her exposed breast.</p> <p>I am not Mom enough to take the bait. To accept TIME’s deliberate provocation and either get mad at this woman for what I think I know about her from this photo, or to feel inferior, or superior, or defensive, or guilty — or anything at all, if it means I am comparing myself to other mothers.</p> <p>I am not Mom enough to think that the debate over how to feed our youngest children — an important and nuanced conversation about nutrition, and workplace policy, and government responsibility, and gender relationships — can be boiled down to a simplistic, unrepresentative, staged photograph.</p> <p>The breastfeeding conversation is not titillating. The TIME cover is.”</p>”<br/><br/> - <em><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/lisa-belkin/no-i-am-not-mom-enough_b_1507550.html?ref=parents&ncid=edlinkusaolp00000009" target="_blank">Lisa Belkin: No. I Am Not Mom Enough</a> (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://huffingtonpost.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">huffingtonpost</a>)</em>http://tarastwocents.tumblr.com/post/22858373600http://tarastwocents.tumblr.com/post/22858373600Fri, 11 May 2012 17:14:31 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m29wn7lHQz1rt7gleo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://textsfromhillaryclinton.tumblr.com/post/20848769934/a-submission-from-secretary-hillary-clinton" target="_blank">textsfromhillaryclinton</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>A submission from Secretary Hillary Clinton.</strong></p> <p>Original image by <a href="http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,2097970,00.html" target="_blank">Diana Walker for Time</a>.</p> </blockquote>http://tarastwocents.tumblr.com/post/20852023961http://tarastwocents.tumblr.com/post/20852023961Tue, 10 Apr 2012 14:33:24 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m26xbo0OvL1qbpysuo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>J. Lo - you go girl - the new guy is <em>hot</em>. Oh, wait - <a href="http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/PCPM_7UEw10qBR10X2OVkQ--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTYyMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en-US/blogs/omggoddess/620-Smart-Lopez-040612-jpg_181722.jpg" target="_blank"><em>THIS</em> </a>is your new younger man? And the <em>that’s</em> just your bodyguard? Nevermind.</p> <p>via: <a href="http://omg.yahoo.com/" target="_blank">Yahoo omg!</a></p>http://tarastwocents.tumblr.com/post/20755005986http://tarastwocents.tumblr.com/post/20755005986Sun, 08 Apr 2012 22:23:00 -0400J. Lojennifer lopezCaspar Smartugly<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m20i9p6dhE1rt7gleo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://tarastwocents.tumblr.com/post/20637824522http://tarastwocents.tumblr.com/post/20637824522Sat, 07 Apr 2012 01:43:36 -0400weinerclintonhillary clinton<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1auxms4ye1qbpysuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Perfect definition of Womanhood.</p>http://tarastwocents.tumblr.com/post/19739846688http://tarastwocents.tumblr.com/post/19739846688Thu, 22 Mar 2012 14:48:58 -0400motherhoodmombabiesfunnyhumor<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvnisw3P351qammm4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://tarastwocents.tumblr.com/post/17012912266http://tarastwocents.tumblr.com/post/17012912266Fri, 03 Feb 2012 23:12:04 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvuw5zbRgR1qcownpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://tarastwocents.tumblr.com/post/15248585481http://tarastwocents.tumblr.com/post/15248585481Tue, 03 Jan 2012 13:41:29 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu0k85ZeZj1qbpysuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Hoarders: Bed, Bath & Beyond Coupons </strong>- The new show I’m producing and starring in.</p>http://tarastwocents.tumblr.com/post/12227842536http://tarastwocents.tumblr.com/post/12227842536Tue, 01 Nov 2011 23:26:28 -0400hoardersbedbath and beyondcouponsbed bath and beyondproduce<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsd5c56oVD1qlq2hjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Feeling a little Sluggish?</p> <p>Best. costume. ever.</p>http://tarastwocents.tumblr.com/post/11405903780http://tarastwocents.tumblr.com/post/11405903780Thu, 13 Oct 2011 16:40:24 -0400halloweencostumeslug<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls7sdpKKKB1qbpysuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>“Sons of David’s Anarchy?”</strong></p> <p><a href="http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/going_holy_hog_qby1pVEgrWRV4GK54UnOaI" target="_blank">Tip: NY Post</a></p>http://tarastwocents.tumblr.com/post/10756742934http://tarastwocents.tumblr.com/post/10756742934Tue, 27 Sep 2011 23:58:00 -0400sons of anarchyrebbe's ridersLubavitchHarleys<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrjmdpdEP91qbpysuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>There is something either really <em>wrong </em>about this job description or something really <em>right </em></strong><strong>about this job description.</strong></p>http://tarastwocents.tumblr.com/post/10227666272http://tarastwocents.tumblr.com/post/10227666272Wed, 14 Sep 2011 22:46:37 -0400job descriptionAAalcohol<iframe width="400" height="325" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/csS_oySjfjU?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://buzzfeed.tumblr.com/post/7581914770" target="_blank">buzzfeed</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Video evidence that Tom Green <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/tom-green-was-planking-in-1994" target="_blank">created planking</a> in 1994.</p> </blockquote>http://tarastwocents.tumblr.com/post/7679328891http://tarastwocents.tumblr.com/post/7679328891Sat, 16 Jul 2011 01:39:53 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lna5nzgwHF1qbpysuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The Bad News: H&H Bagels is shuttering it’s Upper West Side storefront.<span>  </span></p> <p><span></span>The Good News: <span> </span>Thanks to a Japanese genius, you can now go to your plastic surgeon and have one <em><a href="http://racked.com/archives/2011/06/23/would-you-inject-saline-into-your-forehead-to-get-the-bagel-look.php" target="_blank">injected into your forehead. </a></em></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Oh, and apparently your scrotum. Now I’m <em>shuddering.</em></p> <p class="MsoNormal">You can check out more horrendous pics <a href="http://vicestyle.com/en/news/today/post/japanese-bagelheads" target="_blank">here</a>.  If you don’t have a weak gag reflex.</p>http://tarastwocents.tumblr.com/post/6856594105http://tarastwocents.tumblr.com/post/6856594105Fri, 24 Jun 2011 01:52:00 -0400H&amp;Hbagelsjapanese bagelheadsbody modificationdumbass