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Video evidence that Tom Green created planking in 1994.
The Bad News: H&H Bagels is shuttering it’s Upper West Side storefront.
The Good News: Thanks to a Japanese genius, you can now go to your plastic surgeon and have one injected into your forehead.
Oh, and apparently your scrotum. Now I’m shuddering.
You can check out more horrendous pics here. If you don’t have a weak gag reflex.
